Jon Lajoie - I Kill People [Lyrics]
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Jon Lajoie - I Kill People [Lyrics]
The newest song from the comedian Jon Lajoie. Lyrics: Did you miss me Oooh, yeah What, what MC Vagina's right back in this bitch Two thousand nine is the year that I recorded this song Still not loving police Still got love for the vaginal crease Player haters beware, because Guns don't kill people, uh uh I kill people with guns Pow Guns don't kill people, uh uh I kill people with guns Pow Hey punkass gangsters, what you lookin' at You think you can front with me, you better watch your back Because I have a lot of guns and I can shoot them good I'm a menace from society, a boy on the hood I'm invincible like Bruce Willis in the movie "Invincible" I'm invisible like... well, I'm not really invisible I'm bad like the movie "Attack of the clones" I'm dangerous like a fire in a nursing home Old people burning, old people burning Put your hands up Old people burning, old people burning That's kinda messed up What, what, you got a problem with this Maybe I should kick you in the face with my fist Because on top of guns I know karate and ninja stuff So if you'll come at me I'll trip you then I'll suck your nuts I-i mean I'll punch your nuts Sucking them would be gay and I'm totally not gay I'm all about V.A.G.I.N.A. Guns don't kill people, uh uh I kill people with guns Pow Guns don't kill people, uh uh I kill people with guns Pow If a guy messes with me I shoot him with my load All over his chest and face and down his throat 'Cos I don't give a fuck, I'm crazy, like Mel Gibson No, wait, that just makes me sound racist Listen, I buy a lot of expensive things because I have a lot of money You can't afford expensive things 'cos you don't have a lot of money Ha-ha, you want these things, but you cannot afford them That means that you're not cool, 'cos you're just a poor person Stupid poor people, stupid poor people I have more money than you do Stupid poor people, stupid poor people You can't even afford food When I show women my money, they want to have sex with me And they always have orgasms 'cos my penis is so big Twenty five inches long and twelve inches thick I'm the Anthony Hopkins of cock, the Albert Einstein of dick I'm the Beatles of cumshots, the Mozart of huge balls The Anne Frank of erections No... that's inappropriate Everybody knows that my rhymes are really tight Like an extra large condom on my penis, that's right My lyrics are like the movie "The Shawshank Redemption" They're really good Guns don't kill people, uh uh I kill people with guns Pow Guns don't kill people, uh uh I kill people with guns Pow I've killed so many people that I don't even remember how many people I've killed But it's probably around seven... thousand Two thousand five plus four pennies representing the north side C to the anada, bitch Oh, yeah, women are actually good for four things Cooking, cleaning, vaginas and their sisters' vaginas I do not own the copyrights to this song nor the lyrics or the video. www.jonlajoie.com
Author: autokas102
Length: 05:00
Uploaded: 24.4.2009
Viewed: 82297×
Rating (343×):
Video Category: Music
Tags: mc, vagina, kill, people, jon, lajoie, jonlajoie, la, joie, autokas102
The newest song from the comedian Jon Lajoie. Lyrics: Did you miss me Oooh, yeah What, what MC Vagina's right back in this bitch Two thousand nine is the year that I recorded this song Still not loving police Still got love for the vaginal crease Player haters beware, because Guns don't kill people, uh uh I kill people with guns Pow Guns don't kill people, uh uh I kill people with guns Pow Hey punkass gangsters, what you lookin' at You think you can front with me, you better watch your back Because I have a lot of guns and I can shoot them good I'm a menace from society, a boy on the hood I'm invincible like Bruce Willis in the movie "Invincible" I'm invisible like... well, I'm not really invisible I'm bad like the movie "Attack of the clones" I'm dangerous like a fire in a nursing home Old people burning, old people burning Put your hands up Old people burning, old people burning That's kinda messed up What, what, you got a problem with this Maybe I should kick you in the face with my fist Because on top of guns I know karate and ninja stuff So if you'll come at me I'll trip you then I'll suck your nuts I-i mean I'll punch your nuts Sucking them would be gay and I'm totally not gay I'm all about V.A.G.I.N.A. Guns don't kill people, uh uh I kill people with guns Pow Guns don't kill people, uh uh I kill people with guns Pow If a guy messes with me I shoot him with my load All over his chest and face and down his throat 'Cos I don't give a fuck, I'm crazy, like Mel Gibson No, wait, that just makes me sound racist Listen, I buy a lot of expensive things because I have a lot of money You can't afford expensive things 'cos you don't have a lot of money Ha-ha, you want these things, but you cannot afford them That means that you're not cool, 'cos you're just a poor person Stupid poor people, stupid poor people I have more money than you do Stupid poor people, stupid poor people You can't even afford food When I show women my money, they want to have sex with me And they always have orgasms 'cos my penis is so big Twenty five inches long and twelve inches thick I'm the Anthony Hopkins of cock, the Albert Einstein of dick I'm the Beatles of cumshots, the Mozart of huge balls The Anne Frank of erections No... that's inappropriate Everybody knows that my rhymes are really tight Like an extra large condom on my penis, that's right My lyrics are like the movie "The Shawshank Redemption" They're really good Guns don't kill people, uh uh I kill people with guns Pow Guns don't kill people, uh uh I kill people with guns Pow I've killed so many people that I don't even remember how many people I've killed But it's probably around seven... thousand Two thousand five plus four pennies representing the north side C to the anada, bitch Oh, yeah, women are actually good for four things Cooking, cleaning, vaginas and their sisters' vaginas I do not own the copyrights to this song nor the lyrics or the video. www.jonlajoie.com
Author: autokas102
Length: 05:00
Uploaded: 24.4.2009
Viewed: 82297×
Rating (343×):
Video Category: Music
Tags: mc, vagina, kill, people, jon, lajoie, jonlajoie, la, joie, autokas102
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| Haha! I'm dangerous like a fire in a nurseing home. Uh huh. Old people burning, old people burning, uh oh. Old people burning, old people burning, put your hands up! | |
| Here, Captain ... (autokas102) | 18.3.2010 |
| Here, Captain Obvious, have this rock. | |
| Uhhh good use of ... (boobman12345678910) | 18.3.2010 |
| Uhhh good use of commas and periods lol I just wanted to point out that there where no periods and too many commas lol | |
| OLD PEOPLE BURNING (faygojoker) | 18.3.2010 |
| OLD PEOPLE BURNING | |
| i hate people ... (xitisjustme) | 14.3.2010 |
| i hate people stupid poor people | |
| He reminds me of my ... (Cavalodawg) | 12.3.2010 |
| He reminds me of my classmate who is exactly as hilariously dumb as this rapper or whatever it's trying to be. I might laugh myself to dead because it's so brainlessly laughable | |
| funniest song ever ... (pjg96) | 12.3.2010 |
| funniest song ever =D | |
| What, what, you got ... (itsjustbren) | 9.3.2010 |
| What, what, you got a problem with this Maybe I should kick you in the face with my fist LMAO | |
| im invisible like.. ... (gurgir) | 7.3.2010 |
| im invisible like.... (fail) well im not really invisible LOL | |
| lol fuuny (noword997) | 5.3.2010 |
| lol fuuny | |
| Lol (deathbryce3) | 3.3.2010 |
| Lol | |
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| obesity | |
| m.c. vagina HA (zombiepanc5005) | 28.2.2010 |
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| trelo kommati! | |
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| hahahahhahah | |
| hahaha but im not ... (kingneeko815) | 20.2.2010 |
| hahaha but im not gay im all about v-a-g-i-n-a | |
| hahaha i heard ... (iMaNiSSAPOTOMOUS) | 20.2.2010 |
| hahaha i heard people singing this in math class..its friggin hilarious!!! | |
| amazing! *-* (SHAKAv1) | 19.2.2010 |
| amazing! *-* | |
| Love, love! I am ... (TheGingerPhenomenon) | 12.2.2010 |
| Love, love! I am also dangerous like a fire in a nursing home! | |
| Old people burning! ... (DonaldHellsing) | 12.2.2010 |
| Old people burning! Old people burning! | |
| lol makes me sound ... (dreggs6) | 12.2.2010 |
| lol makes me sound racist | |
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| oh you can watch it here...free | |
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