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http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=282799181 &s=143441 buy that shit! music and lyrics by bo burnham Now I don't know if all boy scouts are gays But they could probably "tie the knot" in like fifty different ways... I got a safe full o' cherries, cause I pop it and lock it, A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stock (stalk) it, And girl, if your into a rimmin its only safe if your swimming, And girl don't sit on the couch cause I treat my objects like women. I spit fire like I just blew a demon My shits so hot I leave the toilet bowl steamin Girl im gonna tear it (tarot), like the cards of the gypsies Youll bleed for so long youll get monthly ellipses. If the pants are loose, girl I'll replete (re-pleat) ya. You're a first time vegan and its nice to meet (meat) ya I'm bo yo And im the greatest rappa eva And I'll weather your weather whether you think im clever or not Think your better your not Don't need a sweater im hot Im a real G shawty that can really find your g spot Go to a Vagina orchard, count 1,2,3 Spin that plant around you got a third world country (whirled c*nt tree) That's right, consider yourself warned Im offensive and creative like handicapped porn Your playing with your breasts, excuse me, can I try it ma'am? Your pushin em together like a titty Venn Diagram Look at that CRACK scuse me can I buy a gram? Right below your diaphram, ass looks like your hidin ham. First base, were making out Second base, im getting faked out. Third base, im getting take out And I'd try to take it home if I knew I'd take it out But I just don't know I said I just don't care My flos so cold I need a tampon from a polar bear Cause you can smell and spell my stink B.O. lingers and it makes you think Chorus... Girls are like donuts when I be bustin bo nuts, I can make em cream-filled or give them a layer of glaze Im like doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her. Casue I skeet her so hard you could call her Patty Mayonnaise. My girl is epyletic cause shes the one im jerkin with Common you asian child laborer show me what your workin with... Cause theres an inverse relationship between respect and sects Im talking bout religious sects like a mormon sect That says you cant have sex with members of different sects, but you cant have sex with members of the same sex So if the sects cant be different, the sex can be same, then the only sex left is some left hand shame And girl I left you cause u left the game and if that don't feel right then u can write my name Chorus.... Look pass the skin and look to the lyrics I run miracle circles around you like spherical lyrics This isn't about ironic pigment If youre imagining this then I'm a chronic figment. My junks so long that it hangs and swings, so at the nude baech people think im lookin for lost rings Play the skin flute while ur big boy sings and if you want to take it all wear African neck rings. Haters call me gay, but that aint hatin Cuase im not homophobic, my morals are straight and If im in the closet then you are below me (blow me) Takin the b-a-t out of basement, homey
Author: boburnham
Length: 04:08
Uploaded: 17.6.2008
Viewed: 10155733×
Rating (46945×):
Video Category: Comedy
Tags: rap, funny, song, bo, burnham, boburnham, yo, fo, sho
http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=282799181 &s=143441 buy that shit! music and lyrics by bo burnham Now I don't know if all boy scouts are gays But they could probably "tie the knot" in like fifty different ways... I got a safe full o' cherries, cause I pop it and lock it, A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stock (stalk) it, And girl, if your into a rimmin its only safe if your swimming, And girl don't sit on the couch cause I treat my objects like women. I spit fire like I just blew a demon My shits so hot I leave the toilet bowl steamin Girl im gonna tear it (tarot), like the cards of the gypsies Youll bleed for so long youll get monthly ellipses. If the pants are loose, girl I'll replete (re-pleat) ya. You're a first time vegan and its nice to meet (meat) ya I'm bo yo And im the greatest rappa eva And I'll weather your weather whether you think im clever or not Think your better your not Don't need a sweater im hot Im a real G shawty that can really find your g spot Go to a Vagina orchard, count 1,2,3 Spin that plant around you got a third world country (whirled c*nt tree) That's right, consider yourself warned Im offensive and creative like handicapped porn Your playing with your breasts, excuse me, can I try it ma'am? Your pushin em together like a titty Venn Diagram Look at that CRACK scuse me can I buy a gram? Right below your diaphram, ass looks like your hidin ham. First base, were making out Second base, im getting faked out. Third base, im getting take out And I'd try to take it home if I knew I'd take it out But I just don't know I said I just don't care My flos so cold I need a tampon from a polar bear Cause you can smell and spell my stink B.O. lingers and it makes you think Chorus... Girls are like donuts when I be bustin bo nuts, I can make em cream-filled or give them a layer of glaze Im like doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her. Casue I skeet her so hard you could call her Patty Mayonnaise. My girl is epyletic cause shes the one im jerkin with Common you asian child laborer show me what your workin with... Cause theres an inverse relationship between respect and sects Im talking bout religious sects like a mormon sect That says you cant have sex with members of different sects, but you cant have sex with members of the same sex So if the sects cant be different, the sex can be same, then the only sex left is some left hand shame And girl I left you cause u left the game and if that don't feel right then u can write my name Chorus.... Look pass the skin and look to the lyrics I run miracle circles around you like spherical lyrics This isn't about ironic pigment If youre imagining this then I'm a chronic figment. My junks so long that it hangs and swings, so at the nude baech people think im lookin for lost rings Play the skin flute while ur big boy sings and if you want to take it all wear African neck rings. Haters call me gay, but that aint hatin Cuase im not homophobic, my morals are straight and If im in the closet then you are below me (blow me) Takin the b-a-t out of basement, homey
Author: boburnham
Length: 04:08
Uploaded: 17.6.2008
Viewed: 10155733×
Rating (46945×):
Video Category: Comedy
Tags: rap, funny, song, bo, burnham, boburnham, yo, fo, sho
| What the fuck did I ... (brybry19871987) | 21.11.2009 |
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| What the fuck did I just watch. Watching this was kind of like a really akward moment that just gets stretched out and makes everyone uncomfortable. I feel like I would be ashamed if someone walked in the room and saw me watching this video. | |
| this is the best ... (PerilousArts) | 21.11.2009 |
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| Because I'm sure he ... (0lecm0g) | 21.11.2009 |
| Because I'm sure he knew that was your name :) | |
| lol (JoshAndFriends23) | 21.11.2009 |
| lol | |
| so if the sects ... (CassaH1234) | 20.11.2009 |
| so if the sects cant be different, the sex cant be same, then the only sex left is some left hand shame. i love it. lol. | |
| Goodness. You made ... (handplanty) | 20.11.2009 |
| Goodness. You made me compulsively click subscribe. Not many people can do that. | |
| this guy is a ... (firebirdphoenix1) | 20.11.2009 |
| this guy is a better rapper than most of barry town, your a funny arse dude!!!!!!!!!!lollll ha ha ha | |
| this dudes lyrics ... (itzme15) | 20.11.2009 |
| this dudes lyrics are awesome | |
| "What the hell's a ... (TroyWallace) | 20.11.2009 |
| "What the hell's a G-spot?" haha great | |
| the sects/sex thing ... (Sainio19) | 20.11.2009 |
| the sects/sex thing is absolutely amazing. you are awesome man. | |
| lol ur awesome bo i ... (thequota951) | 20.11.2009 |
| lol ur awesome bo i know all your songs by memorie O.o | |
| anything fo sho has ... (tjshannon70) | 20.11.2009 |
| anything fo sho has been around forever and dumb ass bo and fo sho rymes! u rock bo! | |
| I have been known ... (KroMcLovinFaSho) | 20.11.2009 |
| I have been known since 2004 as Kro Fa'sho, you definitely stole my name. | |
| Lol,"Takin the ... (MrKevin512) | 20.11.2009 |
| Lol,"Takin the b-a-t out of basement, homey " thats hilarious | |
| if this were ... (brisigkel) | 20.11.2009 |
| if this were facebook, I would like it. then right a comment saying there should be a love it option | |
| I'm in love with ... (aliiceWORD) | 20.11.2009 |
| I'm in love with you. Ew, that's creepy. Ignore that. | |
| hahah..the Doug ... (wegotorangeomg) | 20.11.2009 |
| hahah..the Doug reference was just, hilarious. The chorus gets stuck in my head everyday in English cuz there's a guy named Bo in my class. | |
| the first time my ... (iheartmunsart) | 20.11.2009 |
| the first time my brother heard this song, he got mad at me for downloading it... he's a boy scout! ahahahaha but he warmed up to it..... eventually | |
| love you man your ... (2009sammysoccer) | 20.11.2009 |
| love you man your HOT | |
| ahaha take the bat ... (dnids94) | 20.11.2009 |
| ahaha take the bat out of basement semen too good | |
| HAAHAH THATS GENIUS ... (Wiiteam56) | 20.11.2009 |
| HAAHAH THATS GENIUS thank you : ) | |
| baSEMENt (OrbitalBlade) | 20.11.2009 |
| baSEMENt | |
| what is B-a-t ... (Wiiteam56) | 20.11.2009 |
| what is B-a-t anyways? | |
| no ur just stupid! ... (tjshannon70) | 19.11.2009 |
| no ur just stupid! he is awesome! | |
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