Stewie & Brian perform at Emmys '07

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Stewie & Brian perform at Emmys '07

Enjoy =] Lyrics Brian and Stewie from "Family Guy" performing the opening number for the 59th Primetime Emmy Awards and poking fun at the "wide selection of trash" on television. "You've got mega hits like 'Idol' where Sanjaya took his bow Just a little boy from India who made us all say 'wow' With a voice that makes you wanna just go out and kill a cow Here's the plain situation A simple declaration If you want it you can find it on T.V. You've got 'Scrubs' on NBC in season seven and a half With the antics of the loveable and talented Zach Braff Who reminds us that a sitcom doesn't have to make you laugh You can try to deny it But we can certify it If you want it you can find it on T.V. And if you start to crave a brand new T.V. thrill They're always brewing up some brand new primetime swill Like the GEICO 'Cavemen' CBS was once a network that was reverent and clean But today they've got some shows that are remarkably obscene Like the show about a little boy who lives with Charlie Sheen Oh, there aint nothing to it You click it on and view it If you want it you can find it on T.V. ABC has got a line-up that's refreshing and alive With its hits like 'Desperate Housewives' just continuing to thrive And those women look sensational for being sixty-five No we won't oversell ya We merely wanna tell ya If you want it you can find it on T.V. Now the peacock's having trouble simply staying in the race So I hear they're bringing 'Seinfield' back to save a little face And I hear Isaiah Washington is taking Kramers place Oh, you may not adore it But, boy, you can't ignore it If you want it you can find it on T.V. Now the 'Sopranos' is a show I'd recommend Because you never know just how it's gonna- So to sum up the philosophy on which we're both agreed All the garbage on the airwaves is a vital thing indeed 'Cause without it then Americans would have to learn to read And so up with the curtain It's absolutely certain If you want it you can find it on T.V."

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Length: 03:01
Uploaded: 1.5.2008
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Video Category: Film
Tags: Brian, Stewie, Griffin, Family, Guy, 59th, Emmy, Awards, 2007, Television, Seth, MacFarlane
i loved the Scrubs ...   (skate7129008)17.3.2010
i loved the Scrubs and Two and a Half Men piss rip lol
Seth MacFarlane is ...   (skate7129008)17.3.2010
Seth MacFarlane is a genius
lolz wheres the ...   (dethmetalsuicide)16.3.2010
lolz wheres the shit talk about fox XD
@maybachkiover15 I ...   (msexyvoice)16.3.2010
@maybachkiove​r15 I think you're wrong. I did listen closely. I even plugged in my speakers and turned it up. They sing "without it 'them' americans". I think it's funnier that way too. I also called Stewie and he told me that I was right! XD
"Sopranos" motha ...   (hambright1010)16.3.2010
"Sopranos" motha licka. : D
"Sopranos" motha ...   (hambright1010)16.3.2010
"Sopranos" motha licka. : D
It doesn't say " ...   (maybachlover15)16.3.2010
It doesn't say "them" americans it says "then" americans. Listen closely
Yeah, but in that ...   (EaglemanX3Gorilla)16.3.2010
Yeah, but in that song he wasnt talkin shit, eminem said "christian aguilera better switch me chairs so I can sit next to carson daily and fred durst" what I am gettin at is Seth Macfarlane is basically sayin Fuck all you worth less untalented actors.
@prinsophie87 LOL ...   (belchingdonkeyy)15.3.2010
@prinsophie87​ LOL, it just goes to show that most people cant take a joke when it's aimed at them, but when its at a celebrity they just eat it up.
HILARIOUS   (tomassabbag)15.3.2010
HILARIOUS
That amricans would ...   (YoungMoneyWeezy18)15.3.2010
That amricans would have to learn to read is well funny haha it aint that bad :/
it not the family ...   (imfaga)15.3.2010
it not the family guy u cunt its family guy. sheesh!
@EaglemanX3Gorilla ...   (concub)14.3.2010
@EaglemanX3Go​rilla Eminem dit it on Mtv´s VMA´s with the Song The Real slim shady...its against Brit spears and christina aguilera...And this bitches where there...
THEY'RE THE BEST ! ...   (VanessFanMusic)14.3.2010
THEY'RE THE BEST ! :D
The sapranos part ...   (salamander337)14.3.2010
The sapranos part make me laugh. XD
Oops! LOL I ...   (msexyvoice)13.3.2010
Oops! LOL I misspelled incorrect! XD
@pirate772009 There ...   (msexyvoice)13.3.2010
@pirate772009​ There are over 2,000 comments. If you read further down, or start with the older ones, alot of people caught it. I thinks its funny that they sang: without it "them" Americans would have to learn to read, using invorrect english.
"cause without it ...   (JewishMonkey34)13.3.2010
"cause without it then Americans would have to learn to read'' LOL. nobody laughed at that one, i wonder why
poor charlie sheen, ...   (prinsophie87)13.3.2010
poor charlie sheen, and its funny how no one laughs when they say that without tv americans would have to learn to read
its so true... i ...   (RaulForPresident)13.3.2010
its so true... i dont find scrubs funny
Eminem never sung ...   (EaglemanX3Gorilla)12.3.2010
Eminem never sung any of his "degrading" songs during an award show on live TV cuz of the FCC wouldnt let it happen, they'd only let him sing his "politically acceptable" music. Eminem made CDs and the Celebs he would bash would only hear about it way later... but what I'm getting at is that Seth Macfarlane/Fa​mily Guy was letting them have it strait to their faces.
No, not really. ...   (brameekhout)12.3.2010
No, not really. People have done it before. Like Eminem.
Jeremy Piven and ...   (Mortido)12.3.2010
Jeremy Piven and the cast of Entourage.
WOW, you gotta hand ...   (EaglemanX3Gorilla)12.3.2010
WOW, you gotta hand it to Seth Macfarlane... hes the only guy who can shit on celebritys and completely insult them in front of their faces and get away with it... and at thier awards show no less, he is a fuckin genius.
this is fantastic   (satanismydaddy1)12.3.2010
this is fantastic

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