WTF COLLECTIVE - Jon Lajoie (lyrics in annotations)
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WTF COLLECTIVE - Jon Lajoie (lyrics in annotations)
Here is Jon Lajoie's latest video with the correct lyrics. [MC Confusing] Other rappers are comprehensible, not me First on the mic, MC Con-fus-ing! I took a piss on my nutsack and called it Jack Black It's a fact, I got more rhymes than Zach Braff taking a nap I attack motha fuckas wearing purple backpacks And I snack on towel racks then take a shit on your track Yeah you're whack, 'cause everybody understands what you say But when I get on the mic I make milk out of clay And I play air guitar with a tube of toothpaste And I say karate pencil case then put it on tape [MC Insecure] Yo I'm MC Insecure, what's up? I really don't think that I'm good enough To be rhyming on this track 'cause my lyrics suck All my verses fall flat like a hockey puck It took me 7 months to write the first part of my verse And now I got nothing left so I'll pretend that I got hurt (Oww! Ahh, I think I sprained my ankle. You guys go ahead and finish the song without me.) [MC Amnesia] Yo MC Amnesia up in this bitch Woke up 5 days ago lying in a ditch Didn't know who I was, I couldn't remember shit Apparently something happened that was trau-ma-tic I used to have more rhymes but I can't remember them Seriously, I'm freaking out, I can't remember anything What's my motha fucking name? (Seriously, does anyone know what my name is?) [MC Public Urination] Yo I'm MC Public Urination, what what I take a fucking piss on the fucking sidewalk Anytime, anyplace, I just whip out my cock And empty my bladder while you motha fuckas watch You other MCs can't handle this shit You're just a little bitch, 'fraid to pee in public You run into a toilet every time you have to piss Yo, fuck that shit, I just whip out my dick [MC Fatigue] Yo MC Fatigue, yeah that's me Every time I grab the mic I fucking fall asleep [Chorus Guy] I'm the guy who sings the chorus (It breaks up the song) My part is kinda boring (I wish that I could go home) But they're paying me to sing the chorus (And I really need the cash) 'Cause I'm unemployed at the moment (Just moved back in with my dad) [MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is] Yo I'm MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is Walked up to a girl and I gave her a kiss She said "Let's go to your place, I'll suck your dick." I said, "Hell yeah bitch, that's so ironic." [MC Gets Side-Tracked Easily] Yo I'm MC Gets Side-Tracked Easily My rhymes are badass like Gandolfini You know he's known for the Sopranos but he's also in movies Like Get Shorty and Terminal Velocity Which I didn't really like 'cause I don't like Charlie Sheen Well I guess in Hot Shots he was kinda funny But I prefer Leslie Nielsen in the Naked Gun You know who else was in that movie? O.J. Simpson Which is kinda weird knowing what he did after that Wait, what was I saying? I think I got side-tracked [MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2, & 3] Yo I'm MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2, & 3 I really liked those movies but the 4th disappointed me Danny Glover, Mel Gibson, and Joe Pesci Why did they have to make a 4th? They had a perfect trilogy [MC Lethal Weapon 4] MC Lethal Weapon 4, that's me I disagree with MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2, & 3 Although I agree that it is a ground-breaking trilogy The 4th was also good, they added Chris Rock and Jet Li [MC Shit My Pants Frequently] Yo I'm MC Shit My Pants Frequently It usually happens when I'm walking down the street Or when I'm hanging out with some fly ass hoes There we go, thank god I brought a change of clothes [MC Final Verse] Yo I'm the MC with the final verse I'm supposed to sum up everything you heard But motha fuckas, I don't really have the time So fuck that and go back to the chorus guy [Chorus Guy] I'm still singing the chorus (Thank god we're almost done) I hate singing the chorus (It's such a boring fuckin' job) I'm gonna take my 40 bucks (That's what they're paying me) And I'm gonna go get really drunk (Masturbate then go to sleep)
Author: ub3r1337pwn4g3
Length: 05:09
Uploaded: 10.10.2009
Viewed: 16537×
Rating (98×):
Video Category: Comedy
Tags: jon, lajoie, rap, song, funny, wtf, collective, mc, vagina, show, me, your, genitals, everyday, normal, guy, crew, lyrics, hq, hd
Here is Jon Lajoie's latest video with the correct lyrics. [MC Confusing] Other rappers are comprehensible, not me First on the mic, MC Con-fus-ing! I took a piss on my nutsack and called it Jack Black It's a fact, I got more rhymes than Zach Braff taking a nap I attack motha fuckas wearing purple backpacks And I snack on towel racks then take a shit on your track Yeah you're whack, 'cause everybody understands what you say But when I get on the mic I make milk out of clay And I play air guitar with a tube of toothpaste And I say karate pencil case then put it on tape [MC Insecure] Yo I'm MC Insecure, what's up? I really don't think that I'm good enough To be rhyming on this track 'cause my lyrics suck All my verses fall flat like a hockey puck It took me 7 months to write the first part of my verse And now I got nothing left so I'll pretend that I got hurt (Oww! Ahh, I think I sprained my ankle. You guys go ahead and finish the song without me.) [MC Amnesia] Yo MC Amnesia up in this bitch Woke up 5 days ago lying in a ditch Didn't know who I was, I couldn't remember shit Apparently something happened that was trau-ma-tic I used to have more rhymes but I can't remember them Seriously, I'm freaking out, I can't remember anything What's my motha fucking name? (Seriously, does anyone know what my name is?) [MC Public Urination] Yo I'm MC Public Urination, what what I take a fucking piss on the fucking sidewalk Anytime, anyplace, I just whip out my cock And empty my bladder while you motha fuckas watch You other MCs can't handle this shit You're just a little bitch, 'fraid to pee in public You run into a toilet every time you have to piss Yo, fuck that shit, I just whip out my dick [MC Fatigue] Yo MC Fatigue, yeah that's me Every time I grab the mic I fucking fall asleep [Chorus Guy] I'm the guy who sings the chorus (It breaks up the song) My part is kinda boring (I wish that I could go home) But they're paying me to sing the chorus (And I really need the cash) 'Cause I'm unemployed at the moment (Just moved back in with my dad) [MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is] Yo I'm MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is Walked up to a girl and I gave her a kiss She said "Let's go to your place, I'll suck your dick." I said, "Hell yeah bitch, that's so ironic." [MC Gets Side-Tracked Easily] Yo I'm MC Gets Side-Tracked Easily My rhymes are badass like Gandolfini You know he's known for the Sopranos but he's also in movies Like Get Shorty and Terminal Velocity Which I didn't really like 'cause I don't like Charlie Sheen Well I guess in Hot Shots he was kinda funny But I prefer Leslie Nielsen in the Naked Gun You know who else was in that movie? O.J. Simpson Which is kinda weird knowing what he did after that Wait, what was I saying? I think I got side-tracked [MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2, & 3] Yo I'm MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2, & 3 I really liked those movies but the 4th disappointed me Danny Glover, Mel Gibson, and Joe Pesci Why did they have to make a 4th? They had a perfect trilogy [MC Lethal Weapon 4] MC Lethal Weapon 4, that's me I disagree with MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2, & 3 Although I agree that it is a ground-breaking trilogy The 4th was also good, they added Chris Rock and Jet Li [MC Shit My Pants Frequently] Yo I'm MC Shit My Pants Frequently It usually happens when I'm walking down the street Or when I'm hanging out with some fly ass hoes There we go, thank god I brought a change of clothes [MC Final Verse] Yo I'm the MC with the final verse I'm supposed to sum up everything you heard But motha fuckas, I don't really have the time So fuck that and go back to the chorus guy [Chorus Guy] I'm still singing the chorus (Thank god we're almost done) I hate singing the chorus (It's such a boring fuckin' job) I'm gonna take my 40 bucks (That's what they're paying me) And I'm gonna go get really drunk (Masturbate then go to sleep)
Author: ub3r1337pwn4g3
Length: 05:09
Uploaded: 10.10.2009
Viewed: 16537×
Rating (98×):
Video Category: Comedy
Tags: jon, lajoie, rap, song, funny, wtf, collective, mc, vagina, show, me, your, genitals, everyday, normal, guy, crew, lyrics, hq, hd
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| mc public urination, rofl! | |
| hahahaaha! Oh shit. ... (beaniehatstheshit) | 10.12.2009 |
| hahahaaha! Oh shit... goddamnit. fucking incredible. too hilarious. MC Urination was too funny! damn, im kind of likeing the beat to this as well. | |
| lol sooo funny!! ... (pyramidguru) | 8.12.2009 |
| lol sooo funny!! watch e=mc vagina, this guy is SUCH a jackass!! "women shud be respected and treated with care, only kiddin theyre onyl good 2 suck my dick" | |
| AMAZING!!!!!! (candygirl22314) | 3.12.2009 |
| AMAZING!!!!!! | |
| this saong isnt on ... (alexsteel01) | 24.11.2009 |
| this saong isnt on itunes mother fuckers | |
| mc fatigue...yeah ... (alanwildergore) | 23.11.2009 |
| mc fatigue...yeah thats me everytime I grab the mic I fucking fall asleep......xDDD | |
| Another degenerate ... (ub3r1337pwn4g3) | 20.11.2009 |
| Another degenerate that fails at reading titles. =/ | |
| at 3:43 Its Come ... (knoxA7x) | 15.11.2009 |
| at 3:43 Its Come back to the chorus guy and not go >:O | |
| iT'S WACK (FizzDexter) | 8.11.2009 |
| iT'S WACK | |
| No. (ub3r1337pwn4g3) | 5.11.2009 |
| No. | |
| fixed! (ub3r1337pwn4g3) | 3.11.2009 |
| fixed! | |
| Its Masturbate, not ... (3114dawg) | 3.11.2009 |
| Its Masturbate, not masterbate. lol. | |
| mc v.a.g.i.n.a (whitejeff420) | 3.11.2009 |
| mc v.a.g.i.n.a | |
| wow dude very nice ... (xDarkCavalryx) | 3.11.2009 |
| wow dude very nice job | |
| Finally someone ... (PKMNdusk) | 18.10.2009 |
| Finally someone gets the lyrics right. People keep getting lyrics wrong, especially with Gets Side-Tracked Easily and Shit my pants Frequently. :/ Lol good job. :D | |
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