How to Fake Being Sober

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How to Fake Being Sober

If "sloppy" and "drunk" are often used in the same sentence to describe you, you might want to soak in some of these suggestions.

Author: Howcast
Length: 01:48
Uploaded: 20.2.2008
Viewed: 68964×
Rating (291×):
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Video Category: Comedy
Tags: drunk, drinking, sober, party, howto, howcast
@SpitfireFlashfire ...   (mafiaosobob)3.3.2010
@SpitfireFlas​hfire is combined, and some books for certain courses cost a shit load!
How much money DO ...   (SpitfireFlashfire)3.3.2010
How much money DO college students spend on books? I mean seriously....​ they spend more on booze so..?
@solace00assassin ...   (rasseeeeee)26.2.2010
@solace00assa​ssin Cuz it works great with pot.
Why would a cop ...   (reesrocks)22.2.2010
Why would a cop randomly show up at a party and make you take a test?
why college ...   (solace00assassin)22.2.2010
why college students love booze?
That would be the ...   (dasfx)19.2.2010
That would be the only time that I needed to prove to someone I was sober...when I was in fact wasted. Any other time I could care less if someone knew I was drunk.
yeah, i knew that.. ...   (jeronimo196)9.2.2010
yeah, i knew that... i'm a college student
ahahaaaaahaaa   (flashroyal1)5.2.2010
ahahaaaaahaaa
you noob its just ...   (hybrid1989)4.2.2010
you noob its just a sodium solution
lol 1:08 - 1:15   (ckarwing)1.2.2010
lol 1:08 - 1:15
the only thing ...   (IWFJK)29.1.2010
the only thing about this is, you wont remember any of this when you drunk
once i had to fake ...   (yulianstarchenko)29.1.2010
once i had to fake being sober when my principal was talking to me
this statement was ...   (Heimarbeit666)29.1.2010
this statement was misleading - the emoticon goes the other was :D
Yes...you will die ...   (Gegeratsu)29.1.2010
Yes...you will die of eyefrops as mentioned in the video D:
warning! never ...   (TheRomanPraetorian78)27.1.2010
warning! never drink and drive! then why are you making this video?
That was always my ...   (Fonzi79)27.1.2010
That was always my determination if I couldn't walk a st8 line then I wouldn't drive... But the strong food thing would be a indication to the cop that you were drinking... That's a dead give away.... DAMNNNNNNNNNN​NNNNNNNN college student spend more on Alcohol then on books.. wtf Books are made expensive!
when im high and ...   (567zay)26.1.2010
when im high and the cop does the crosseyed thing i say i got punched in the eye and it hurts when i go crosseyed.
@michaelleacy lol, ...   (MrJJBML)25.1.2010
@michaelleacy​ lol, good comment.
Haha the cop would ...   (j2loco)25.1.2010
Haha the cop would of probaly been like "where the fuck was he doing?!" lol
lol 1:32   (tamiktamik)24.1.2010
lol 1:32
Yeah and if you're ...   (michaelleacy)22.1.2010
Yeah and if you're sober enough to do all that - you're not drunk!
lol howcast is ...   (PROD1GE)20.1.2010
lol howcast is comedy
I agree!   (AJsfree2toke)19.1.2010
I agree!
dude is that ...   (Dbkit)18.1.2010
dude is that fucking Jason Griffith. Omg
The statement at 1: ...   (pirile)18.1.2010
The statement at 1:40 may only mean that alcohol is far too expensive, it should be free and paid by the Government for students.

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