How To Fake an Orgasm

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How To Fake an Orgasm

Whether you want to spare an inept partner’s feelings or you just want to bring things to a close, here’s how to fake the orgasm of your life.

Author: Howcast
Length: 02:34
Uploaded: 14.7.2008
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Video Category: Howto
Tags: fake, how-to, howcast, orgasm, relationships, sex
Who cares if she ...   (barranova69)20.11.2009
Who cares if she fakes it, as long as we get off. That is all that matters anyway.
she's not good at ...   (vader267)19.11.2009
she's not good at faking orgams no one is it's pointless
so i'm 12 enen ...   (vader267)19.11.2009
so i'm 12 enen though my account says im 39 (messed up onthat)
Faking orgasms is ...   (ToxxicWhisper)19.11.2009
Faking orgasms is the most unselfish sexual act. I'm REALLY good in bed, but...they aren't.
Flex the muscles ...   (RogerwilcoFoxtrot)19.11.2009
Flex the muscles that make it bob/throb when it's in her. make you thrusts gradually faster, and then a few strong, long, deep thrusts while you make your happy face and whatever noise you normally do. then collapse. Then rush to the bathroom and get rid of the condom. then come back and say you feel great, and rub her back for 5 minutes. then roll over and go to sleep, or make a sandwhich and play videogames (in the other room dummy). make her breakfast, you can't dupe her w/o. schmoozing.
make sure you ...   (RogerwilcoFoxtrot)19.11.2009
make sure you please him back. It will help you orgasm for real if you both work towards it. It will also prove me wrong, because based on your answer, I'm predisposed to thinking you aren't a very good lover yourself because you're too selfish. If you do put in the effort with your new man and nothing happens, don't fake it yet. Go to a doctor and get checked out, something is broken. maybe pills are needed, or some form of alternate stimulation.
She forgot one step ...   (kotaro07)19.11.2009
She forgot one step during the fake orgasm. Fake squeeze his manhood from the inside.
yea, how do us guys ...   (TheDorianGrayShow)18.11.2009
yea, how do us guys fake it?
I always fake my ...   (ToxxicWhisper)18.11.2009
I always fake my orgasms. I never had a real one since all the guys were jerks. None of them have ever suspected. And when they broke up with me, I ended up telling them my secret as revenge. After months of building up their egos, I just crush them down. That's what they get for being sleazeballs. I have a bf now that I have told my secret to, but we haven't had sex yet. I won't be faking it with him since he actually is dedicated in pleasing me unlike the other douchebags.
LMAO XDDDDDDD   (justx4xUxmyxluv)16.11.2009
LMAO XDDDDDDD
lol, i am actually ...   (olzhas1)16.11.2009
lol, i am actually guy, is there any tutorial about faking an orgasm for guys? XD
haha!   (steveandhutchinc)14.11.2009
haha!
that's more ...   (steveandhutchinc)14.11.2009
that's more impossible than you even having a girlfriend.
lmao... my friend ...   (kopcinovic)11.11.2009
lmao... my friend is reading this book...and there is a page like this...it has tips...lol one of them is to arch your back at a 45 degree angle and pant like a dog lmao she txted her bf that and he did it in the middle of math class!
roflmao   (yaoiapprove)11.11.2009
roflmao
i think he means mm ...   (rizwanmahmud93)10.11.2009
i think he means mm instead of inches
I bet your dick ...   (TehWoodPcker)10.11.2009
I bet your dick really is really a 2 incher since you brag about you having a dick so long that a human cant have...
with a 42 inch cock ...   (bigdudemac1122)10.11.2009
with a 42 inch cock like mine you dont need to fake
squirters can not ...   (FoxyMonica)9.11.2009
squirters can not fake it LOL
Wouldn´t work for ...   (SlippinPegs)8.11.2009
Wouldn´t work for me. Every orgasm is a blubfest with me.
you gotta love the ...   (cree336)8.11.2009
you gotta love the gushers =D
it works it works!   (Claire1473)7.11.2009
it works it works!
THA FUCK IS THIS   (seglova)6.11.2009
THA FUCK IS THIS
Too bad this ...   (LittleFoxDude)4.11.2009
Too bad this doesn't work if you're a gusher.
the guy looks like ...   (smagglebagg)3.11.2009
the guy looks like vincent chase

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