A Very Potter Musical Act 1 Part 5

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A Very Potter Musical Act 1 Part 5

Watch out! With the help of Professor Quirrel, the Dark Lord Voldemort is back from the dead and in Hogwarts! He's got an evil plan to get his revenge and his body back, but he's got to be well rested if he wants to rule the world. Now Voldy and Quirrel have to learn to live with each other if they're going to be in this situation for a while. "A Very Potter Musical" is an unofficial, fan-made, parody show. "As Different As Can Be" Lyrics (by AJ Holmes): QUIRRELL: You won't sleep on your tummy VOLDEMORT: You won't sleep on your back VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL: We're quite a kooky couple you'll agree QUIRRELL: We share some hands and fingers VOLDEMORT: And yet the feeling lingers VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL: We're just about as different as anyone could be VOLDEMORT: You like plotting a garden and I like plotting to kill QUIRRELL: You think that you should rule the world, I think books are a thrill! Sipping tea by the fires swell VOLDEMORT: Pushing people in is fun as well I like folding all my ties QUIRRELL: And you have no friends, hey thats a surprise VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL: I guess its plain to see when you look at you and me were different different as can be VOLDEMORT: Youre a sissy, a twat a girl! Im the darkest of lords! QUIRRELL: Im the brightest professor here, Ive won several awards VOLDEMORT: My new world is about to unfold QUIRRELL: You got beat by a two year VOLDEMORT: Ill kill him this time through and through QUIRRELL: Or you might just give him another tattoo VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL: You really must agree when you look at you and me were different different as can- VOLDEMORT: Ill rise again and Ill rule the world But you must help me renew For when our plan succeeds QUIRRELL: Prevails! VOLDEMORT: Part of that world goes to you QUIRRELL: When I rule the world Ill plant flowers VOLDEMORT: When I rule the world Ill have snakes And goblins, and werewolves, and giants, and thestrals, a fleet of dementors, and all my Death Eaters! (QUIRRELL: And Jane Austin novels) VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL: When I rule the world!! Hahahaha!!!!

Author: StarKidPotter
Length: 07:32
Uploaded: 5.7.2009
Viewed: 506049×
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Video Category: Comedy
Tags: Harry Potter, musical, funny, Darren Criss, AJ Holmes, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Draco Malfoy, Dumbledore, Snape, Hogwarts, music, magic, Zefron
LOL, I just got the ...   (LovesToCamp35)10.3.2010
LOL, I just got the "cool mint" joke. Voldie says that right as Q is drinking the mouthwash. Slowly, comprehension​ sinks in.... :)
i thought the same ...   (lilythemadone)10.3.2010
i thought the same thing :D
get me some nasonex ...   (RosalanieMcCullen16)9.3.2010
get me some nasonex you swine!!
i've seen you wipe ...   (cheeseman4444)9.3.2010
i've seen you wipe your bum a thousand times. you can call me voldemort! we're there! we've reached that point! xD the best ever
@SchizoSaku i ...   (cremexbrulee)9.3.2010
@SchizoSaku i couldn't figure that out for the longest time, but what i THINK it means is that voldemort is telling quirrel that he won't sleep on his back, like an order
Voldy, hottest ...   (BelusFausto23)9.3.2010
Voldy, hottest thing ever :D
I can't do this... ...   (iswim1457)8.3.2010
I can't do this... I can't sleep on my tummy... Bahaha! yes! Love it... And he is gorgous!
i love the bottle ...   (JazzieLite)8.3.2010
i love the bottle water moment so funny!
When Quirell and ...   (SchizoSaku)8.3.2010
When Quirell and Voldy are singing 'Different As Can Be', they say Q won't sleep on his back and Voldy won't sleep on his tummy. Wouldn't Voldy sleeping on his tummy be the same as Q sleeping on his back because Voldy's on the back of his head? o3o
"ok, ok. I can't do ...   (spidermanandsnape)7.3.2010
"ok, ok. I can't do this. You got to roll over, I can't sleep on my tummy" ROFL! and, "sitting by the fire, sipping tea." "pushing people in is fun aswell!"
My dark king. My ...   (BlackLupinLove)6.3.2010
My dark king. My Voldemort! :D
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i wish you could ...   (Kikkarlin)6.3.2010
i wish you could come to marymount! it's a school in rome where a lot of things happen like a play by a australian skool and a music festival! then i could see it live!!!
Harry was actually ...   (EnteiChan)6.3.2010
Harry was actually one when Voldemort tried to kill him, not two. ^_^
made a custom ...   (isvantovast)6.3.2010
made a custom ringtone from this track 5:36 on tube 2tone[.]com
sipping tea by the ...   (KuRsAbLe)6.3.2010
sipping tea by the fire is swell! Pushing people in is fun as well!
Hahahaha, this just ...   (iluvrandomness)6.3.2010
Hahahaha, this just completely made my day!! I can't stop laughing! xD
@luckystar007 I ...   (supersonickk)6.3.2010
@luckystar007​ I AGREED.
"It tastes like.... ...   (gwenstefanis1)5.3.2010
"It tastes like........C​ool Mint" "Thats our Listerine my Lord"
i don't understand. ...   (aimanym)5.3.2010
i don't understand...​ i've watched this musical thousands of times, and it STILL gets me laughing all the time. :) I LOVE IT. can't wait to VPMS (very potter musical sequel)
that is so true ;)   (aimanym)5.3.2010
that is so true ;)
everytime i watch ...   (DannyTravis)5.3.2010
everytime i watch this, i laugh my ass off. & EVERYTIME i have to say: voldemort's soooooooo hot :D
"i think tea by the ...   (TheRaandomer)5.3.2010
"i think tea by the fire is swell, pushing people in is fun as well" hahhahahaha xD "roll ove roll over, i cant do this, i cant sleep on my tummy" rofl
ok, i can't deny, ...   (09TheMaine)5.3.2010
ok, i can't deny, Joe Walker makes a very hot Voldemort, but he makes an even hotter penis xD
Quirrell and Voldie ...   (OutOfMyVulcanMind)4.3.2010
Quirrell and Voldie are amazing! "You can call me Voldemort. I think we've reached that point!" Brilliant!

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