George Carlin - Airplane Safety

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George Carlin - Airplane Safety

George Carlin talks about the safety lecture one gets on a plane ride. including his own way to get off the plane in an emergency, and among other things - the way a seat belt works ! in a sense, he saved my life. thank you for all, george carlin. for speaking out against the machine. *************************************** Taken from part 3 of his 1992 HBO-special: "Jammin' in New York" Track listing 1. Rockets And Penises In The Persian Gulf -- 7:35 2. Little Things We Share -- 7:47 3. Airline Announcements -- 16:42 4. Golf Courses For The Homeless -- 11:13 5. The Planet Is Fine -- 13:37 http://www.icomedytv.com/Comedies/StandUpComedy/tabid/484/articleType/AuthorView/AuthorID/62/Default.aspx *************************************** SOME LINKS TO MOVIE-LENGTH DOCUMENTARIES "Fabled Enemies" (Super High Quality, full movie) http://video.google.com/videoplay?doc... "The corporation" http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=192012118972057552 "War Against The Third World" http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3781216581621032194 "press for truth" http://www.nuoviso.de/filmeDetail_pressfortruth.htm "Denial Stops Here" http://video.google.com/videoplay?doc... "The Iron Triangle - The Carlyle Group Exposed" http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=9183508539586944118 "The Mena Connection: Compromised - Clinton, Bush and the CIA's Drug trade" http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8681225708920427234 "Zero"(2008) http://video.google.com/videoplay?doc... "Loose Change Final Cut" http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6549357998725958567 "Blueprint for Truth: The Architecture of Destruction" http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3118021782753292874 "zeitgeist the movie" http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8472935505159439178 "zeitgeist addendum" http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4113114819779037447 http://www.operationtruth.us/home.html http://www.nuoviso.de/filme_doku.htm

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I loved him because ...   (dethbyhashi)21.3.2010
I loved him because he was an athiest
Jesus Christ is ...   (jeanh32)21.3.2010
Jesus Christ is alive and well. He shed his blood to give you life eternal, free you from your sin, if you choose to trust him, and save you from eternal damnation. God gave you the right to choose your final place of abode when you die. You can choose eternal happiness or eternal punishment. If you would like to make Jesus Lord of your life, just pray, invite him into your heart, ask him to forgive your sin, and be your Lord and Savior.
I love this!!!!   (megarock81)20.3.2010
I love this!!!!
*Roof fly off* LOL   (TashaRichardsonFan)20.3.2010
*Roof fly off* LOL
Damn Right...   (mackebe)19.3.2010
Damn Right...
I LOVED him even ...   (maria39208)19.3.2010
I LOVED him even though he was an atheist.
a brilliant man in ...   (vakamaMX)18.3.2010
a brilliant man in every aspect
i am glad george ...   (irishgeal1)17.3.2010
i am glad george was a near miss with us.
funniest asshole ...   (fukualll)16.3.2010
funniest asshole who ever lived
@somemetalguy I ...   (AutumnStarr)15.3.2010
@somemetalguy​ I agree, Geroge was awesome, :)
i miss george ...   (somemetalguy)14.3.2010
i miss george carlin the world is more boring without him.
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I saw this with my ...   (graaar)10.3.2010
I saw this with my grandparents,​ they had to concede to the fact of George's cleverness.
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yeah he did, ...   (joelloonow)8.3.2010
yeah he did, D-bag
ahhihi i uploaded a ...   (GabreelaSoto77)7.3.2010
ahhihi i uploaded a new pic any guys want to chat and maybe more
hes great. funny ...   (djbrownsound)7.3.2010
hes great. funny man fo sho.
"Seat-belts: ...   (AshenPhoenix)1.3.2010
"Seat-belts: High-tech shit." lmao
is there a full ...   (mehrows)28.2.2010
is there a full length version of this?
i always breath ...   (italiankilla58)28.2.2010
i always breath normaly when im in a 600 mile out of control virtical dive...i also SHIT NORMALY!!!! lol
A genius, sorely ...   (Ginkiri)27.2.2010
A genius, sorely missed.
i hope u didnt just ...   (praetorian2150)26.2.2010
i hope u didnt just say futurama is not funny
hes very sensible.. ...   (ajoysid)26.2.2010
hes very sensible... unlike a lot of stand up comedians who just talk trash.. .
"First it was ...   (italiankilla58)25.2.2010
"First it was hostest, then stewertes, now its flight adent you know what i call them?....The Lady on The Plane" LOL george carlin is so funny!!!!! RIP

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