George Carlin - Airplane Safety

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George Carlin - Airplane Safety

George Carlin talks about the safety lecture one gets on a plane ride. including his own way to get off the plane in an emergency, and among other things - the way a seat belt works ! in a sense, he saved my life. thank you for all, george carlin. for speaking out against the machine. *************************************** Taken from part 3 of his 1992 HBO-special: "Jammin' in New York" Track listing 1. Rockets And Penises In The Persian Gulf -- 7:35 2. Little Things We Share -- 7:47 3. Airline Announcements -- 16:42 4. Golf Courses For The Homeless -- 11:13 5. The Planet Is Fine -- 13:37 http://www.icomedytv.com/Comedies/StandUpComedy/tabid/484/articleType/AuthorView/AuthorID/62/Default.aspx *************************************** SOME LINKS TO MOVIE-LENGTH DOCUMENTARIES "Fabled Enemies" (Super High Quality, full movie) http://video.google.com/videoplay?doc... "The corporation" http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=192012118972057552 "War Against The Third World" http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3781216581621032194 "press for truth" http://www.nuoviso.de/filmeDetail_pressfortruth.htm "Denial Stops Here" http://video.google.com/videoplay?doc... "The Iron Triangle - The Carlyle Group Exposed" http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=9183508539586944118 "The Mena Connection: Compromised - Clinton, Bush and the CIA's Drug trade" http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8681225708920427234 "Zero"(2008) http://video.google.com/videoplay?doc... "Loose Change Final Cut" http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6549357998725958567 "Blueprint for Truth: The Architecture of Destruction" http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3118021782753292874 "zeitgeist the movie" http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8472935505159439178 "zeitgeist addendum" http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4113114819779037447 http://www.operationtruth.us/home.html http://www.nuoviso.de/filme_doku.htm

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Video Category: Entertainment
Tags: george, Carlin, New, York, airlines, bs, safety, language, lecture, greatest, comedian, HBO, palestine, gaza, protest, siege, lebanon, Turkey, Venezuela, Iraq, revolution, islam, hugo, chavez, nasrallah, arrivals, noreaga, nwo, illuminati, obama, arab, bush
There's no hell as ...   (grumpone)21.11.2009
There's no hell as there is no god, but if there was (hypothetical​ly) it would be much more fun than heaven anyway. Heaven would be full of brainwashed morons that bow to authority. Can you imagine eternity in heaven surrounded by sheep like that? It would be like hell :)
Carlin was an ...   (grumpone)21.11.2009
Carlin was an atheist (anti-theist actually) and your god does not exist, therefore Carlin is either ashes or a rotting corpse. The only way he lives on is in these video clips and in people's memories.
god, that was funny   (Guruthosa)21.11.2009
god, that was funny
Why is it all a ...   (SeriousSam20042003)20.11.2009
Why is it all a fairytale?
sure what do u want ...   (muslimboy966)20.11.2009
sure what do u want to know? i'll tell u everything
knock down the ...   (Emmelina93)19.11.2009
knock down the paralyzed midget xD
hey man tell me ...   (Travis29729)19.11.2009
hey man tell me more about your relgion like everything if you dnt mind
yes   (muslimboy966)19.11.2009
yes
this is great   (tendtheflag909)18.11.2009
this is great
you mean heaven ( ...   (justin070809)17.11.2009
you mean heaven (janah)
he was one of the ...   (muslimboy966)17.11.2009
he was one of the greatest man that i never seen before may Allah give him place in janah (heaven)
I have the look on ...   (TashaRichardsonFan)17.11.2009
I have the look on his face after he said*Roof fly off* *I also shit normally, right in my pants* Oh George, you are so funny.
Oh, George missed ...   (jessi330)16.11.2009
Oh, George missed the awesome Hudson River landing.
"Seat belts: ...   (magmablock)12.11.2009
"Seat belts: high-tech shit!" I've known about this guy for about 20 minutes and I'm already a fan
cant believe he died   (nyCharlez24)12.11.2009
cant believe he died
OMG!!!!.......his ...   (noneabve)11.11.2009
OMG!!!!......​.his death should not be mourned....he​ has been reincarnated as Lewis Black.......
lmao, he can never ...   (AlexKKKeller)10.11.2009
lmao, he can never die.
Pilots are rich ...   (naxthe789789)9.11.2009
Pilots are rich over here though!
Poor pilots, they ...   (zbox98)9.11.2009
Poor pilots, they make a ridiculously small amount of money.
COCK PIT!!!   (arelente2)8.11.2009
COCK PIT!!!
No.   (TheSilentTyger)8.11.2009
No.
One of the funniest ...   (jonnnyyoman)8.11.2009
One of the funniest guys ever. If you want to hear another funny, upcoming comedian click on jonnnyyoman. He'll make you laugh.
Yes this is My ...   (RapAddict420NoStatic)7.11.2009
Yes this is My shieettt!!!!
RIP carlin,hope ...   (DeathDefied69)6.11.2009
RIP carlin,hope there is no hell for u to go to
we would like to ...   (jparish62)5.11.2009
we would like to welcome you to chicago... how the fuck is this woman going to welcome you to a city that she's just getting to herself.....we haven't even landed and she's coming on like a fucking mayors wife...lmfao

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