Jon Lajoie - Alone in the Universe

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Jon Lajoie - Alone in the Universe

A philosophical song by Jon Lajoie. Also check out my other videos: Jon Lajoie - Pop Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X3IdrxxXdU Jon Lajoie - The Phone Call: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kmw2y8dfr2c Lyrics: We're floating in space on the edge of time In a universe that we can't define Billions of stars in the endless night Try and find purpose for our lives Yet we still take the time (still take the time) Yes, we always take the time To masturbate oohhh To milk the snake Girls do the taco hand shake I'm gonna hold my sausage hostage, tonight Whether you're English, French, Japanese, or German Whether you're at home or at a movie with Pee Wee Herman We all take matters into our own hands With the five finger army we invade our pants We'd all be doing time (yes we'd all be doing time) If it was a crime To masturbate, ooohhhh To pull the hand brake To play vagina dj She's gonna play country on the clitar, tonight He burps his baby She's putting on a puppet show Our genitals are Juliet Our hands are Romeo He chokes his chicken She tickles her camel toe Our genitals are Ju... 2 Hours Later That Marisa Tomei is HOT Our genitals are Juliet Our hands are Romeo I'm gonna play ball on team penis, tonight I do not own the copyrights to this song nor the lyrics or the video. www.jonlajoie.com

Autor: autokas102
Délka: 05:08
Vloženo: 12.3.2009
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Video kategorie: Music
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lol, id rather not.   (akilshaw904)5.10.2009
lol, id rather not.
Why dont you mind ...   (will3219)28.9.2009
Why dont you mind your own fucking business?
why do u have to ...   (akilshaw904)28.9.2009
why do u have to leave dushy comments on videos?
Get on your knees ...   (will3219)14.9.2009
Get on your knees and suck my dick then eat my ass, you fucking cunt! And yes, you can spell it anyway you want, but the correct spelling is still "momma". Fucking dumbass.
haha sounds like ...   (Newton8919)13.9.2009
haha sounds like Coldplay!
you can spell it ...   (Newton8919)13.9.2009
you can spell it any way u want u douche... mom​,mum,mama,mamm​a,momma, moma!!! get over it!!pissfuck!
I'll just pretend I ...   (autokas102)1.7.2009
I'll just pretend I didn't see your comment full of hypocrisy. I'm really fucking tired of bitches like you complaining about things you know virtually nothing about only because you're too lazy to look into it, which would take you a couple minutes maybe. There's a saying that is adjacent here: GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A RAKE. I'm really thinking of disabling comments for my videos because of idiots like you who should use their keyboard for something more useful, like killing themselves.
"check out my other ...   (DybbukAtroxic)1.7.2009
"check out my other videos" you mean the videos you stole from Jon...you are such a douchebag...e​ven trying to rationalize your stealing...st​op being such a punk ass bitch
If you'd have ...   (autokas102)13.6.2009
If you'd have bothered to look into the reasons I uploaded the videos, you would have seen that I have put lyrics to all of them (except Phone Call, which I uploaded because he doesn't have it in his videos). Both of the videos at 20k+ views Jon doesn't have in his videos. The duplicates at 8k+ and 2,5k have lyrics in the description, so it's easier to find the song potential viewers might have heard, and they might take an interest in Jon thanks to me. And $25 is to Jon like a cent is to me.
It's 0.02 each view ...   (kimberlyy)13.6.2009
It's 0.02 each view, 0.15 a comment, and I forget the sub amt. You not only have this video that has about 2500 views but two other vids in at 20,000+ views and another at 8k+. He also has sponsors paying him extra as well. Also, I'm certain if someone you didn't know took 25 from you, you'd go apeshit.
Okay, kimberly, let ...   (autokas102)13.6.2009
Okay, kimberly, let us do a little math. Let's say that he is paid 0.01$ per every view he gets (probably less though). With 2500 views I have stolen from him a staggering 25 dollars! And taking into count, that searching youtube for some of his lyrics from the song will not show his original video but will certainly show mine, which leads the viewers via Related Videos to the original video, I truly am a criminal.
he actually earns ...   (kimberlyy)12.6.2009
he actually earns money from views. He needs it more than you 'cause you're not even getting money from google.
he just added the ...   (NanoMan1000)1.6.2009
he just added the lyrics for the ones who want to understand the song.
ROFL   (BiskitFoo)3.5.2009
ROFL
lol "your mama"? ...   (will3219)1.4.2009
lol "your mama"? you Just failed and spelled momma wrong....nice​ try though pervert.
your mama   (poohead993)1.4.2009
your mama
Yeah, 800 against ...   (autokas102)30.3.2009
Yeah, 800 against 530 000. I'm sure it affects him a lot.
Don't try to steal ...   (Mugsi)29.3.2009
Don't try to steal his views. 1/5
wow who gives a fuck   (will3219)28.3.2009
wow who gives a fuck
AHHh jon lajoie is ...   (PaTgENicS)26.3.2009
AHHh jon lajoie is for the win!
WIN, this guy is ...   (amys2007)23.3.2009
WIN, this guy is full of it
LOL!   (beachbum625)23.3.2009
LOL!
That's a win.   (sn00chies)16.3.2009
That's a win.
8th view first ...   (poohead993)12.3.2009
8th view first comment

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